1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Doubt it....it's not a matter of my guts persay, just my laziness.

2. Would you do meth if it was legal?
Not in a million years. I've seen what id does to people....and their teeth.

3. Abortion: for or against it? (
Umm...If you're just slutting around and get pregant....you don't abort it because you're a fucking idiot and you yourself don't deserve to live. But in the case of rape....abortion is more than understandable.

4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Not at all. Palin or Clinton 2012!

5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
if you killed someone, and more than 3 people saw you do it....fry fucker.

6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I could care less. I don't do it.

7. Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. How the hell would you know if your sexually compatible without it?

8. Do you believe in God?
Goddess actually....but that's a whole other bag of worms.

9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
If gay people want to marry, go right ahead. They're people too you know.

10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Taking our jobs? Hell yes.

11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Dear god...how the HELL did that happen?!?!? No wait....don't answer that... I want the forty year old arrested, and a c-section if her family will help her keep it.

12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. But it should be kept off school premises for all eternity.

13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes.

14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. Suicide is a persons own choice. If they feel it's necessary, then I say do it.

15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes. But I like threatening them with spankings better. There is no better good behavoir motivation than fear and love.

16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes. I'd kill someone, wrap the body in an american flag, throw it in a pit, burn it, and spit on it for that kind of money.

17. Who do you think would make a better president?
Anyone but fucking Obama...I'm buying a trailor and moving to the Gulf of Mexico.

18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Doubt it. Most know me well enough for this kind of thing to not bother them.